Today, the whole school went to the Queens Theatre to watch Cinderella.  Oh Yes we did.  Some of us even got to go on stage… and one of us even started a fruitful new relationship with the prettiest of the two sisters, Flatula – I DID! 🙂  The children thought it was hilarious but I was quite taken actually – she had lovely long legs too.  However, the children kept laughing saying that Flatula was actually a man (!) … quite rude, I must tell them off a little more when they come back in January – I thought she was beautiful!

Thank you very much FROGS… for without you I wouldn’t have met such a lovely woman.   Sadly, I’ve let Flatula know that I’m a happily married man and not available.  She may run after Dandini now after all?